How to impress a woman:
Compliment her and cuddle her.
Kiss her and caress her.
Love her and comfor her.
Stroke her and tease her.
Protect her, hug her and hold her.
Spend money on her.
Buy her dinner, chocolate and flowers.
Listen to her, care for her.
Stand by her and support her.
Go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to impress a man:
Show up naked
Bring whisky.